Well, i thought id offer my services
I spend far too much time here anyway (or so my wife keeps telling me!)
I up for anything you might need help with, even if its just filling the cookie jar up now and again ( i make AWESOME cookies btw!)
About me: Im an old git (32!!!FFS!!!), i have no social life and spend waaaaay to much time in front of the PC, or playing Wii and DS. Ive been around here for a while and most of the regulars here seem to be a good laugh and know there stuff.
I like helping people out when i can, i dont profess to know everything, but im certainly learning!
I have plenty of experience moderating on a large forum (aboiut 25000 active users, although not all posting at the same time thank f**k!) so i know how things work

(ill post a link to the forum i mod on if you want it, just didnt want to blatantly advertise it due to what its about (nothing ilegal btw :P)).
So if you have a use for me, im available, i have cookies, and i dont mind making sure messie cleans up after himself
If you dont want me, thats fine, ill just go back to abusing messie at every available oppurtunity.
Thanks for reading
Dave