"There are no such things as strangers, only friends we haven't met yet." --Anonymous

"I dream of a world where people are not judged by their post count but by their content of character." Me

"Ask not what WiiHacks can do for you, But what you can do for your WiiHacks!"

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

"When life gives you lemons you throw them at people"

"Go outside, the graphics are amazing."

"Two things you can't escape in Life, Death & Taxes"

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." George Bush

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates

"I have seen further than anyone else by standing on the shoulders of Giants" Isaac Newtown

"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."