a new series i will make - many cool things to do for epic lulz.
making a forkbomb! (MS Windows only)
well first things first. what is a forkbomb? It is a process in your computer that opens up millions upon millions of command prompt windows. It will open these windows so fast, that your control + alt + delete window will merely be covered up by them. The only way to stop a forkbomb, is to press that little power button on your computer!
sounds fun right? well it is! do it to your siblings. its hilarious.
so. the tutorial:
MAKING THE FORKBOMB
1. Open up notepad
2. Type in this code
Now I named the forkbomb LULZ.bat You can name it anything you want, just don't forget to add .bat to the end.:s
SENDING THE FORKBOMB TO FRIENDS FOR THE LULZ
1. Put your forkbomb in a folder. (Don't forget, you want to make everything about your prank believable, so name stuff the way you want it to be named)
2. Go into that folder and right click your forkbomb file
3. Select "Create Shortcut"
4. Now there should be a shortcut right next to that. Right click the shortcut and go into the properties.
5. Go into the shortcut tab and click "Change Icon."
6. Change it to whatever you are pretending the file to be, or somewhere close.
7. Rename the shortcut so that there is no "Shortcut to" at the beginning of the file name.
8. Right click your original forkbomb file and go into properites.
9. Look down and set the file to "hidden"
10. Press ok and go up to tools on the folder menu bar thing
11. Go to the view tab and look for the thing that says "Do not show hidden files and folders." Select that and hit ok.
And BAM!, you have an invisible forkbomb. Maybe even place the real file you were going to send in there and make it hidden, just to add some filesize weight on the thing. (It will look suspicious if you told him you were sending a wii game and the filesize is only 1kb )
best prank ive seen in a while.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME for Theta's Lulz thread!
Last edited by Banned Guy; 09-19-2009 at 03:50 AM.
best screensaver in the world, ever. I put this on my bosses PC, drove him mad! lol
oh god im so using that.
Another good one is the old PrintScreen gag.
Take a snap of the desktop by pressing PrtScrn, paste and save the image in image editor
Move all shortcuts to a folder somewhere, select the image you made and make it dekstop wallpaper.
Stand back and watch as they try and click on their icons. Funny.
Not really doing much Wii stuff these days.
i was going to say that. you dont have to move the icons. you just right click - view - show desktop icons
Will have to make a forkbomb and then post it with some homebrew app.........
Give Forkbomb to noob
just say it fixes all errors and post it. they wont stand a chance
Copy and paste the java script code to the address bar of your browser
Press enter and watch your window's "shaking it". You can change the value of i if you wish
Fake Notepad Virus
Paste this into your Notepad:
Now save it and scan with your antivirus software or make it a hidden file and send it your unsuspecting friends.
Confirmed working with Spybot
Paste this into Notepad:
answer=MsgBox("Insert question here",36,"ALERT")
Copy the second line as many times as you want the error box to appear and type a Yes/No question. After your done "save as" Readme.vbs and include with a program to give to your friends and when they open it they'll be greeted by an error box with your message.
Last edited by Favs; 09-19-2009 at 11:43 PM.