Granted. Isoguy looses his internet, but before he does he meets your sister on an online dating site. They get married, but since they spent all their money on flying him to the US they are broke, so they move in with you.
I wish I could have a big steak for dinner.
Granted but you realize its really the leftover Chinese cat from earlier.
I wish my fictitious sister had not married isoguy.
Sent with WiiHacks app, that should explain any typos 8-p
Granted. You turn gay and you marry isoguy. Then you both get banned for posting inappropriate home made videos on the forum.
I wish I could see the look on your face right now.
but now it's your avatar! :038:
I wish you could not change it back.
Granted. For real, cuz I cant seem to find my old one anywhere lmao!!!
I wish I would have shut up when I was ahead...
But then Skellinator (raging after losing a verbal battle) comes to your house with a chainsaw and...gives you a surprise.
I wish I had not been mentioned before lol...
Granted but NOW your the target of every joke.
I wish I was in Cabo right now...
Granted, but you go for a week, and whilst there, you miss a miracle of nature in Seattle! It stopped raining for a whole week lol.
I wish George Lucas would hurry up and make the next Star Wars movies. Episodes 7, 8, and 9.
(It really has been sunny for a week!!! lol.. cold, but sunny)
Originally Posted by bmarlo
all original characters have been removed. now starring will ferell, tom green, steven segal, and david spade as princess leia. other cast members include weeman as yota and the rest of the jack ass crew to fill in the gaps.
I wish I had an unlimited starbucks gift card!!!
Granted. You go there and start pounding the most expensive drinks and cant stop. You become like Hammy from Over the Hedge. They get mad when you loose bladder control and ban you from ever going into a starbucks again.
I wish i was paid $100 for every post i ever made.
Sent using the WiiHacks app. Please excuse the brevity, punctation, and spelling.