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    Need some good comebacks!!!!!

    Alright, we got this roommate who is one of the funniest mofo's ever. Problem is that whenever my son and I play him on Madden 09, he always has a funny as hell insult when he makes a good play.
    For example...

    When he tackled me at the goal line...
    "Just like when you tried your fake ID at the club, you ain't get in!"

    or...
    "I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest."

    He is the king of the quick one-liners, so i gotta get my own arsenal going...

    Any suggestions?

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    when you he tries to score and you stop him

    say

    "you couldn't score in a mississippi whorehouse"


    That one used to work on a few people lmao

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    I like that one, but I'm gonna modify it to...
    "You couldn't score even with a gift certificate to the Bunny Ranch"

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    Quote Originally Posted by esp13 View Post
    I like that one, but I'm gonna modify it to...
    "You couldn't score even with a gift certificate to the Bunny Ranch"
    yeah, always good to have variations


    Just find some to insult his intelligence lol, That sort of stuff generally works

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    Throw in a general no, you every now and then :P


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    My son and I say "Your mom... ... ... .." ala Kip Dynamite's "Your mom goes to college"

    Made me think of " If you wanna learn how to score, ask your mom"... LOL
    or simply "your mom knows how to score" as a comeback for his insults...

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    If i may quote the beloved Bart Simpson:
    "I know you are, but what am i?"

    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sune_C View Post
    If i may quote the beloved Bart Simpson:
    "I know you are, but what am i?"

    :P
    that deserves a

    FAIL

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThetaSigma View Post
    that deserves a

    FAIL
    I know you are, but what am I?

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    When intercepting the ball. Say "OH! REJECTED, LIKE PROM NIGHT" i always thought that never got old. Haha

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