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    No link with that kind of offer? xD ahahahahaahhaah

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    I think I would get banned if I posted that here lol. But I'll try and see if I can find those links and PM them to you lol!!!
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    Lol ahahahahahahahah

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    lol most of these had me rolling on the floor

    the cigarette next to the wii? wtth?

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    "Never offer Wii a cigarette, they give in to peer pressure easily"

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    Angry

    lucky for you i can read japanese..
    il translate?

    1)Do not use your wii to bully.
    2)When playing pippas ranch, you are NOT the horse.
    3)Your wii will only drink mountain dew
    4)Do not let your wii have second hand smoking, or peer pressure him into it(If your wii has already started phone up Customer line to find the nearest support centre for addicts)
    5)Do not let your wii pretend hes a ghost
    6)Do not buy/supply your wii with drugs.
    7)If your wii tells you to put on the platic bag over your head, turn it off from the mains and turn it back on(if it carrys on please refer to the manual)
    8)If your sensor bar has jumped into your mouth, seek medical advice imediatly(DO NOT attempt to pull out sensor bar your self)
    10)If your wii begins to electricute you or other members within your household, attemp to stomp him out.

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    11) Do not attemp first aid on your disc if he is hurt.
    12)Do not let your wii eat garbage(if he treis, simply pull on his lead)
    12)Do not attempt any sexual intercourse with your wii
    13)Keep an eye on your wii at regural intervals, the snowman and radiator are its common enemies.
    14)Your wii will attempt to take out other products of a simmilar shape or size(he will think its another wii trying to steal his spot, therefore will protect himself or attack)
    If this continues phone support, to call an wii exterminator(you may have a wii hive)
    15)Do not grab the nunchuck by its tail, it flows an electric current.(If shock, run whatever part shocked under cold water and seek medical advice!)

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    hey good thinking chris you done the same for me on the smoke one lol

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    btw mains = brit talk >.< , had me confused for a minute.
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    yeah i know its mainly americans and stuff(soz if you get offended by being called american o.0) and canadians if that will please you :]

    but yeah

    thats why i said mountain dew

    we dont getthat here only over there lol

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    YOU DON:T HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!

    You should kill yourself. That is impossible.

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