Lol shifty, long time, no see.
What's a Wii? How do I hack it?
Lol. Looong time! How ya been odd?
You know living the dream, dreaming the life. I can't complain about anything.
The good life huh? How has it been goin here?
Pretty good. Kinda slowed down to a creep, but enough activity to feed the needs.
Glad to see familiar people are still around. Little red become a man yet?
So any new big news in the Wii world?