- Hey y'all.
Im kinda privy about my personal info being online.
So ill start by saying Im an older gamer.
Ive gamed on many, many systems.
To put it into perspective:
I was gaming @ 6 yrs old on Monochrome,
green screens if ya know what I mean.
All the way into the days of the Arcade.
I lied to get my quarters, told people I was stranded.
Arcade Villan..was the name I was branded.
Then something called the Home console came ta town.
Without any notice they shut the Arcades down.
So my uncle introduced me to Pong, Wizard and Tank on the Atari.
Played those games like they were a part of me.
Then out came NES with Track and Field, mat included.
Watched my friends play Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles while I was excluded.
Then one Christmas mornin had the Systems in my clutches.
Played it like golem with his precious, that NO-ONE-TOUCHES!
Cobra Triangle, Battletoads and Final Fantasy,
I was overwhelmed with 8-bit ecstasy.
Then at my friends house I seen this thing called a Sega Genesis.
I asked my buddy "How come I never heard of this"
He slapped me in the face and told me to relax, as we dualed to Golden Axe.
Play some Populous, and we was like what the he** is this?
Genesis's Bass was sweet,always packing hella heat.
Watchin Sonic blow my mind for awhile nothing could define
The fun me and my friend had till we were color blind.
Little did I know, of the Super Nin-ten-do.
Closest that I got, was a commerc-ial.
This fool would drool till he went ta high school.
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy, Doom, and Final Fant-a-sy.
Asleep in class,
dreamin of Punch-out!, and Zelda:
link to the past.
Chill'en in a local Best b{_}y,
Sweet 3d graphics caught my eye.
It was Battle Arena: Toshinden,
I knew what I must do then.
I got myself a job.
But by then, in came the newest trend..it was the Nintendo 64.
With Super Star War..
I played Killer Instict Gold, and did the moves bold.
Mario Cart and Mk4.
Played until my *$$ was sore!
Look! I wore a hole in the floor!
Doom never looked and sounded so good.
Then came the Sega Saturn, with muscle under the hood.
Knights blew me away, but Panzer Dragon I would slay.
Sega didnt stop there!
Out popped the Dreamcast along with some pub*c hair!
Sonic Adventure was for real 3D.
Played Spawn and Jet Grind Radio, until I couldn't hold-my-pee.
Spend whole income Tax on Ps2,
my brain was waxed.
Metal Gear: Sons of Liberty and Grand theft Auto 3,
thousands of games to set me free.
I was a man who could not let it be.
This addiction was taken over me!!
Trapped in a neverending paradox,
Next thing you knew they Invent the BOX.
Everything was green, even the loadin screen.
Raising up kids that were all tiny. This xbox's graphics were almighty!
Then in came Halo2.
xbox live fanboy- I -grew.
Nerd Rage'in with my crew.
That box would do me in, I was a Noob R*pe-ing champ-ion!
Learned how to teaB*g with the best of em!
Then I lagged like a cripple pedestrian.
In most First Person Shooters, I'd ..break necks...
Till Halo2... gave me tourettes!
4 years later.. another console war,
once again my *$$ would be poor.
So I buy the next iteration,
D*mn thing RROD'ed like it was from a third world nation.
oh wait it was.
Ps3 kept the old controller.
while Motor Storm kept the pedal to the floor.
Thought it was beast till i seen the lines in between.
More of the same old stuff...
Grind out the same Ideas till there dust...
Wii..
could you please.. rescue me?
1st party titles there would barely be...
Handhelds are always upgradin,
so why bother..
Tired of FPS's in which I slaughter.
Went back to casual roots cuz now I have a daughter.
So..there it is my Intro...Hope you liked.
:p- Im new to the scene.
- So I need ta know the terminology used.
- and what each thing does or is used for. (*Ex:WAD's, USB Loader GX, Priiloader, Hack Mii et cetra, etc.)
