because someone had to review this game.... so i guess ill bitch about it here xD since no one will read this anyways =P
before i start this is another error 002 game, i would normally say how to fix it, but people dont care what i got to say, so as far as im concern you can go... Fuck yourself ^^
in no real order...
theres no point in reading it, or paying attention to it, it was very very very boring and lacking, till the end, and at that point you really didnt care to hear anymore... some cut scenes were like...
Jack the rules are ___ ___ __ _ _ __ _ _ __
then he breaks his headset, and does what he wants.... -,_-,
i enjoyed this game a LOT at the start, but shortly after i didnt... what seemed like a endless ammount of weapons, once you go to a new town, simple things change but for the most part its the same... Color pallet swaps if you would, with models....
Caution sign, candle post, fireworks, pinwheel, umbrella, i think theres one more... all did the same thing, and went into the persons head... sadly there was many of these...
various japanese things *not listing out of lazyness and uselessness of doing so*, pumpkin, trash can... all went ontop of peoples head
Planets, dartboard, spare tire, etc all went around a person...
now once you get into things like that, it got boring, since you ended up just doing the same thing... till they died Y_Y
boss battles were way too method based, but a lot of them were beaten 1 way or another, without a SET way... V boss guide if you want it, just highlight =P
1st one = Purely doing the prompts *they played a LOT like GoW*
2nd one = Chainsaw mostly, but if you do the prompts hes not that hard
3rd one = Run and chainsaw, then use his arms
4th one = ONLY rush her, when shes near a wall, and spam your punchs, chainsaw fails on her, and only hitting her in the wall really does damage to her =\
5th one = try to only do the prompts, once you get rid of his armor, it makes no difference
6th one = once he raises his leg, do the prompt and you should beat him in 3 turns
7th one = Kill all the minions, then try to only chainsaw him, the prompts worked poorly when i tried, and it got very hard after a bit...
8th one = try to do the prompts ASAP, since he regens life, if you do the prompts twice he cant anymore
9th one = you cant really hurt her, so once she goes poof, look at the statues, and once you find her swing, shes a joke at best once you know what youre doing =\
10th = just spin around a lot, that seemed to beat him, since its VERY hard to see him
11th = try to only chainsaw them, their VERY move heavy...
12th = stay on the platform, and sooner or later, a Rocket will drop... thats basicly the only way to hurt/kill him
13th = you MUST do the prompts pay attention since he is basicly doing the same thing, it takes 3 - 5 turns of this, you have to do them because he will only accept chainsaw dmg for so long...
you got to hold a lot of things to play this game, and lets face it... that gets annoying, also most of what you do is prompts -.- so it gets tiring fast, but on a actual scale of moves, you have VERY few real controls
A = punch
hold A = grab/finsh
hold B = Chainsaw
B + Swing = Chainsaw attack
Z = jump
C = lock/camera
and thats more or less it XD
Game time/unlocks: 1/10
it took me 3 hours and 17 mins to beat the game while doing all story cut scenes, without that this game is about a solid 1 hour 30 mins if that...
the average stage is 7 - 10 mins, and they get boring, since their VERY SMALL, it reminded me a lot like Super Smash ___ xD
every now and then you get a weapon
someone stupid is near you, and you pwn him
beat everyone before the time is up
boss appears/boss match offer appears
in addition to this, beating the game gives you 2 new weapons *both dont do anything, and are WAY OVERPOWERED* and hard mode... thats it =\
there are side things to do on every stage so far people say theres 4 per... but i dont think this game goes well with them, since they just tell you what/how to kill...
like get 3 bull skulls *meaning you MUST kill them all a special way*
the rap/hip hop went well with the game, and the announcers were funny, but you do a DW minigame, and you hear the same exact comments 8 - 14 times!!! and those only span 10 seconds - 1 min -.- in addition, all comments are killed based, so if you do the same kills a lot youll get the same comments a lot... which was VERY BORING... but the part with the credits was funny xD
despite all the flaws, its fun to play, but not for long, like i said theres no replay value, but a rent, barrow, or other would be great, its worth playing, but not worth buying!
the thing that made me want to play this is, it reminded me 1:1 to hokuto no ken *characters, and overall are VERY alike*
though sadly, once you play it for a while it becomes more and more boring... though its worth playing... when you see all the hype, and stuff you wonder how much better they could have made it without all of this, since it feels highly unfinished since its lacking so much =\, i would play the second, but not a 3rd!
Why did it go away????
dude i HIGHLY disagree with that review id say 8.5 at LEAST
i'm just playing the game for 1,5 h and are after 5th stage.
I got question, how to get the better marked murders? (especially the last two?)
i've never recieved them in the game so far
the game is olny fun cuas the blood
Nice writeup...I couldn't stand the game to be honest. Reviews hailed it as multi player fun and it was anything but that. Singleplayer was fun to an extent, but it got old fast. The amazing reviews that this got everywhere...I just find them hard to buy into, even a little bit.