wish you not!

A user wishes for something, anything that you find amusing. Then the next poster will grant the wish but corrupts it, then wishes for something else. This forum game is also known as "corrupt a wish"

Example:

Piggy12: I wish people ate more chicken >_>

Chicken000: *Granted* but you get feed to a group of homeless people. I wish i could shoot eggs out my bum.

MilkCow347: *granted* You get constipated for 6 weeks strait. Mwhuahaha! I wish i was human.


Yeah, you get the idea, right?

Alright, I'll start, I wish i was the greatest super smash bros brawl player of all time.

Granted. But then the guy who used to be gets mad, comes over to your house, and shows you what a real final smash is.

I wish the Wii U came out tomorrow.

*granted* but you lost the money you had to buy it,

I wish i had a pet pikman.

Granted.

But it has fangs (lol) and bites your head off.

I wish I stopped sleeping in...

granted but now you never sleep and have become borderline psychotic..

I wish my new tires for my gixxer would get here already....

Granted. But when they get put on you discover that they were used tires from a pink moped.

I wish i was off work already.

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Granted, but you were fired for being on wiihacks!

I wish It was lunch.. im hungry!

Granted. In your haste to get something to eat you stop off at the first place you see, which happens to be selling undercooked cat meat disguised as chineese food. It gives you the squirts for a week.

I wish gas wasnt so expensive.

Sent using the WiiHacks app. Please excuse the brevity, punctation, and spelling.

Granted.

But then you find out that the petrol is REALLY diluted (that explains the price) and your car blows up (dunno how...)

I wish I could surf the Internet at the speed of light...

Granted but you realize that you cannot stop to repeat the obvious.

I wish people wouldn't spam.