Granted. You go back in time by a few days, and for fun log on to Wiihacks. Problem was your other self was online at the same time, so you get banned for using the same account under multiple ip's. This creates a paradox, since your other self doesnt get a chance to wish to control time. The universe starts to implode, but then realizes how to fix itself and turns you both into blobfish.
I wish I was off work already. Its really nice outside and I am really, really bored (obviously...lol).
Sent using the WiiHacks app. Please excuse the brevity, punctation, and spelling.